I love Madonna as much as the next mid-80s born girl, but I’m a little confused about what is going on in this picture:

I thought two things when I saw this picture, in this exact order: 1.) that can’t be comfortable and, 2.) where are her nipples?
I personally don’t care that she’s 49 (have all the cleavage you like, Madonna, god knows you look better than most women in their 20s), but I do care that it appears to be an extremely uncomfortable ensemble.